Ode to Being Placed on Hold
The music rarely
entertains,
but I find
peace between
the notes,
sometimes,
and embrace
the notion that
I’ve been inserted
in that peculiar
capsule between
speech and the
void, imagining
myself somewhere,
floating, free
of care and
gravity,
beer can
satellites
orbiting my head,
with bites of
pungent cheeses
and baguette
circling in
their wake,
a gift, you see,
like rain in
August or
a warm voice
saying hello.
“Ode to Being Placed on Hold” was my 23rd offering of the Tupelo Press 30-30 marathon in August 2015. Many thanks to Mary “marso” of the blog “marsowords” who sponsored and provided the title.
nice poem…
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Thank you.
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Put on hold can feel like being ignored as less important , but sometimes it is just holding on too strong hence accidentally pressing the “hold” icon 😉
A metaphor that speaks volumes….Thank you.
It felt as nice as hearing ” Hello”
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Yes, being ignored or forgotten are hazards of “hold.” And thank you for your kind words.
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Interesting how your mind goes to beer and baguettes, while the rest of us would be drumming our fingers thinking of something clever to say. Is this a personality reveal, perchance, lol?
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Some might call it a personality flaw… 🙂
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Not at all, but I couldn’t help the opportunity to tease – very creative as always!
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Well, I had to narrow down the possibilities. Fried noodles didn’t make the cut. 🙂
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A reminder that being placed on hold can be a blessing . . . a bit of time to enjoy one’s favorite snack with music in the background.
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Ah, perspective!
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Pungent cheese… Can make me bleu. Seriously Robert, I loved this poem. At one time or another we have all found ourselves in that que called hold. It saddens me to know the music from my youth is now playing without words. Where have the years gone while I was waiting on hold?
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“Hold” is an eerie place to be. And yes, I’ve wondered the same when hearing those great tunes turned into musical pablum…
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It’s good that you can wander off rather than become irritated 🙂
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Unfortunately, I tend to wander off at other times, too.
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Beer and cheese are the only things to get you over the anger of being on hold. .. ! Enjoyed this one very much Robert – thank you!
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A good, dry Prosecco will help, too! And thanks for your kind comment.
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A pleasure to read as always 😊
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Thank you!
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I had the dubious distinction of falling asleep once during hold to be rudely awakened by an irritating “Hello, are you still there” in my ear. Before I came out of my nap, the line went dead.
Nice poem.
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Ha! I don’t believe I’ve ever fallen asleep while on hold, but it’s been close a few times.
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I liked this the first time I read it (in August), and now, in March, why do I like it even more? So it is with reading—what we bring to it, what it brings to us, depending on season, time or day, body and brain chemistry?
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I get the same feeling, too, sometimes, and have never been able to put my finger on it. At any rate, I’m glad you still like it.
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It was a pleasure to follow along as you responded daily to titles submitted by readers . Interesting to imagine how your response to each prompt could vary widely depending (as I said above) to so many factors—the rainstorm outside or your cup of coffee.
May inspiration be always on the line with you . . . whether you are taking hold of your writing or your writing is putting you on momentary hold.
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It was great fun, if a bit challenging. So many of my poems “begin” in my small backyard, and take off from there, depending on whatever interrupts/intrigues/influences me at the time of writing.
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I like this, Robert, as one who has gone through what has sometimes seemed like miles of waiting in traffic on a “super highway” where everyone is stalled. I’m reminded of being on hold once and having to listen to Johnny Cash singing “Ring of Fire” over and over and over again (The ring of fire . . .”) until I thought I’d lose my mind if it kept on, which it did until someone finally rescued me by answering the phone. 🙂
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Thanks, George. I know the feeling well.
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I like that song . . . perhaps the words could be reworked to relate to being put on hold. ]
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I would listen to it!
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I especially like the inclusion of “, sometimes,”. I like the pause when you qualify the statement that you find peace between the notes.
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I’m so pleased that you noticed. That little element of hesitation seemed imperative.
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You must be extremely good-tempered, to let your mind wander to the comforts of beers and cheeses. I recall only frustration as the music goes “Walking on Sunshine…” endlessly, while I sat in the boring, musty air-conditioned office, waiting…
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I try to be patient, but there are those days…
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I, for one, would love to hear this sort of poetry while being on hold… probably too much to ask for in a world of lowest common denominator satisfaction…
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Now that would be interesting. Pozac instead of Muzak. Ha!
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😀
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Even the mundane becomes lovely in your hands. 🙂
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A higher compliment could not be offered. Thanks, Carrie!
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I think I will put this beside my phone! Very cool!
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What a wonderful thought. Thanks, Phil.
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I usually just look off into space…and I hang up when I get a call that say’s ‘please hold for xyz’ uh no good poem
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Thanks, Hannah. I don’t understand those businesses that call you and ask you to hold. Seems rather irritating, and not conducive to good business. But what do I know?
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A most generous attitude to being placed in that capsule. My response: !@#$%^%!
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I must admit that my patience wears thin after a while…
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Really like this poem Robert. I admire work that seems to come from little non-events like this. When nothing’s happening sometimes everything’s happening. (A bit zen really!)
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Thanks, Peter. My life (and poetry) is chock-full of little nothings. But they add up!
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Maybe they should play a recording of this instead of scratchy music…
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That would be interesting. For a while. 🙂
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Ha, love it. Captured the limbo-sequel feeling of being stuck listening to minutes of muzak perfectly.
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Thanks, George. It can be a strange place to inhabit.
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Sheesh, you sure can make the ordinary so beautiful.
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Thank you. The ordinary is everywhere.
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baguettes, yum. or croissants 😀
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You certainly can’t go wrong with either.
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You created poetry out of one of the rude elements of modern life! Well done!
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Thank you, Richard. Of course it never would have been written had the title not been provided. I loved this challenge.
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I loved the careful wondering of your thoughts! beer can satellites ❤ ❤
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The satellites of my dreams! And thank you!
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It certainly speaks to all mankind, in the civilized world, very imaginative idea. I saw a cartoon where a man on hold was told by the machine how important his call was, his hold time was 59 minutes.
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One of our curses, I suppose.
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Glad I found this, love it!
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Thank you. I’m gad you found it, too.
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Reblogged this on quirkywritingcorner and commented:
This is a nice way of looking at being on hold. ~ Connie
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Thanks for reblogging.
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