‘Twas feckish, and the irkly grobes
Did fark and fistle in the slade;
All dingly were the rectiprobes
And the dampnuts updrade.
“Beware the Trumplewock, my friend!
The bigly mouth, those puny mitts!
Beware the Tweet bird, and off-fend
The cronious Perkletits!”
She packed her poisal voice and went:
Fat chance the vapid imp she’d spare—
So quivered he ‘neath his Cheeto tree,
And feebly cried, “Unfair!”
And, as the greelish light grew pale,
The Trumplewock, with wits of wood,
Came grabbling through the femly vale
Because he thought he could!
Eins, zwei! Eins, zwei! And quick as pie
The poisal voice sliced fierce and true:
“Go flay yourself, you mawkish elf,
And burn the residue!”
The Trumplewock would rue the day
He left his diddlepot of lack.
The frankish words would haunt him ‘til
He went galumphing back.
‘Twas feckish, and the irkly grobes
Did fark and fistle in…
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This kind of poem can be very difficult to write; at least my attempts were. This one is good.
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My attempts at such have failed miserably. This one definitely succeeds!
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This would be a cool blog-hop (maybe the wrong word) or blog post kind of thing. Share a parody poem. Of course there’s Wergle Flomp for this every year, too. I’ve failed miserably at poem parodies, and I’m not nearly as good a poet as you are, Bob! Hey, nonny nonny, isn’t poetry month in April? [hint]
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I’m terrible at parody poems! But maybe Stephanie might propose something? Eh, Stephanie? Or you, Leigh. Notice how he bobs and weaves…
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Better than robs and heaves or robs and leaves for that matter…
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Ha!
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I love the idea! How to execute it, though? Is there a way to form a group or club on WordPress? We could be the Dead Poet-Parodiers Society… 😀
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Something to ponder!
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Oh wow! Sharing on Facebook.
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Isn’t it great? Stephanie has the chops to pull this off.
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Indeed!
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Wow! Such a welcome laugh after weeks of moping. Thanks for making my day.
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You’re very welcome, D. Stephanie deserves all the credit for your laughter. She produced a masterpiece!
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What a lovely update to Jabberwocky! Such images especially the The cronious Perkletits! – I think I have a pair of those!
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I’ve been wondering where they went…
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BEWARE!
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This even inspired my husband — who’s an engineer and not exactly poetically inclined –to wax poetic! He sent me a text, saying: “You made me envision dingleberries hanging from orange rectal hair, you so-called poet! No, not good! So unfair!” So basically, I’ve reached the pinnacle of my existence. I’ll be riding the slope downward from now on… Lol!
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You could rest your laurels and galumph away.
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Ha Ha!
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Sorry for long-winded comment here . . .
Ingenious skewering! The Jabberwocky definitely fits the bigly-ness of the administration. I was trying to think of a blowhard as the subject of a famous poem and couldn’t come up with one. Closest I came was Prufrock, BUT he’s an indecisive, wilting flower not a megalomaniacal whatever-it-is-that-Trump-is. Maybe the narrator, at times, of The Waste Land, in his/her mad moments (mermaids singing, etc.). It’s funny, but not many ‘famous’ poems have a villain at their center, do they? Any ideas, Bob? I got a flash in my mind of Don Quixote and Trump’s teeny orange hands at the end of the fan part, but Quixote is too likable a character to apply, I think. I won’t tell you my mean idea for a Trump parody poem that rhymes with Plitchard Poory (but, again, pathos; you feel for that character. Not a villain!).
Probably some of the more political stuff by Langston Hughes, Audrey Lorde, Baraka, etc., but they’re confronting a sort of a generalized Bad Idea (dreams deferred/Jim Crow, racism, injustice) aren’t they, rather than lambasting one real person? You don’t have to answer that, but I’m sure you know far more modern poetry than I do. My poetry knowledge mostly stops deepening at about 1950s-1960s.
Hmm. I guess we (larger we, societal we) have to just create our own new poems in defiance of Trump, right? 🙂
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I also meant to say/ask: Bob, have you written a poem with a definite real-world villain at the center? I don’t recall reading anything like that from you; there’s definitely anger and frustration, but it seems to me that it’s more directed at bad ideas and systemic problems (e.g., war, racism).
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I haven’t written such a poem, but now that I can easily identify a villain, I may!
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What Bob means is, he hasn’t written such a piece, unless you count the one in which a serial killer recalls the genesis of his proclivities… Check out his recent (Feb 1st or 2nd, I think?) post about his feature in Taos International Journal, if you haven’t already. It’ll blow your mind!
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I’m not certain that Henry Lee is a true villain. But he is evil.
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I can’t recall such a villain in modern poetry, but there has to be one.
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I’m starting to think in my dim memory I’ve read one about George Wallace. Hmm…
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Rancid beast of bigly nature bitter to your dismal core—
Tell me what thy hideous aim is as a witless Twitter whore!
Quoth the Donald, “My thumbs are sore.”
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Ha!
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Good stuff, Stephanie. I could see a chapbook of these Trump parodies.
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Delightful. I enjoyed the notes of ribaldry in this version 🙂
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Much fun!
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😇
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This made me so confused but laughing. Anymore, I think that’s all I can do. it’s too much, too baffling, too illogical – your poem is too true to real life and that is the scary part. I love how many emotions you forced out of me!
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It was all Stephanie’s work. And yes, the too true to real life is scary!
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Wow! This is really good! Nailed the rhythm and tone of the Jabberwocky. Funny, but oh so scary! 😬
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Isn’t it good and scary? Stephanie certainly nailed it.
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Absolutely LOVE this! LOVE the Jabberwocky’s influence (one of my favorites!). And LOVE your mastery of wit and humor and insight and did I say wit?! LOVE this.
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Stephanie is a master of wit. You should check out her blog and see what else she offers. Hint: great poetry. 🙂
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