How to Do Nothing
First you must wash the window to observe more clearly
the dandelion seed heads bobbing in the wind. Next,
announce on Facebook and Twitter that you will be offline
for the next two days, if not forever. Heat water for tea.
Remember the bill you forgot to pay, and then cleanse
your mind of all regret. Consider industrial solvents
and the smoothness of sand-scoured stone, the miracle
of erasure. Eliminate all thought, but remember
the water. Hitch a ride on a Miles Davis solo and float
away on a raft of bluesy notes and lions’ teeth,
and wonder how to sabotage your neighbor’s leaf blower,
but nicely, of course. She’s a widow with a gun.
Now it is time to empty yourself. Close your eyes.
Become a single drop of dew on a constellation of petals.
Evaporate, share the bliss. Stuff that dog’s bark
into a lock box alongside the tapping at the door,
the phone’s vibration, the neighbor’s rumbling bass,
and the nagging, forgotten something that won’t
solidify until three in the morning, keeping you awake.
But don’t ignore the whistling. You must steep the tea.
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“How to Do Nothing” was published in Volume 4 of Steel Toe Review, available for purchase here.
I love this. 🙂
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A little whimsy strikes me from time to time. 😐
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😂😂 love this
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Thank you, Maryum!
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You’re welcome
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Trying that … up in mountains on vac, efiting my book! Fab poetry Robert.
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Thanks, Susan. This was fun to write!
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Ah, that’s great, really enjoyed this
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Thank you, David.
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Doing nothing is an art in today’s times, when everyone is doing the same sort of something (mechanically). Doing nothing is rebellion, departure and creativity- all rolled into one.😊
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Doing nothing is difficult, even for the lazy, like me!
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Wonderful read
Simple but powerful 🙂
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Thanks very much!
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I so wish I could write one poem this exquisite in my lifetime.
ObiRonKenobi
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Your haiku, Obi-Ron, are sublime.
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Timeless advice. (and it’s a good thing my teapot has a whistle…)(K)
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I need to improve my “do nothing” skills. Hmm. Would that count as doing something?
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It’s difficult to do nothing I find.
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In spite of today’s humid heat, hindsight suggests I’d’ve been better off had I read this poem earlier and focused on the tea kettle … or perhaps I’m reading it this afternoon to better plan tomorrow?
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Start now!
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I’ve always thought doing nothing was hard work… This just proves it! Lol! 😉
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Doing nothing is much more difficult for me than doing something. But I intend to become better at it. Of course planning nothing and doing nothing are different things… 🙂
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Made me smile. 🙂 It’s hard to find that quiet, uninterrupted space these days. Hard to meditate. But so we must now and then to keep our sanity!
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So true, Betty. So much intrusion.
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i want to do nothing more often. i am actually very skilled in it, i can actually appear dead; but i don’t live in the right culture for doing nothing & the guilt far out weighs the will for me. If people around you won’t stop it is difficult, until your energy just gives out, to justify to yourself the choice to do nothing.
But i plan, once i get to 80, to spend my remaining years smoking everything, drinking heavily & swearing at the occasional young person who tells me to stop ranting at squirrels; this will be a form of doing nothing. O & there will be drooling, for no other reason than to look like a disgusting old man. & hopefully disciples who’ll flock to learn the art of poem from me.
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This doing nothing business is hard work, and I’ll probably keep trying to do even after I’m buried, tho that will likely occur in the form of willful decomposition… Drooling is messy (I’ve tried it), but cursing is quite rewarding, even if you are your only audience. As for smoking and drinking, I know which camp I’ve fallen into, although in my youth it could have gone either way… I dunno nuthin about no disciples. Mostly, I talk to insects and feed the birds. No one else around here pays attention.
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i like swearing.
i miss smoking, very much. If they sold rolling tobacco in Korea, i would probably still smoke.
i used to talk to inanimate things all the time, till i met my wife & she asked why i talk to everything & trying to explain why i came up with nothing & it sort of fizzled out. Now i have the hound who listens very well.
i had a friend whose father on getting old said he was very much enjoying it, he could play the senility card & enjoyed watching people trying to cope with a senile man, which he thought hilarious.
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I still converse with inanimate objects, and of course the dogs! An uncle who has suffered several strokes enjoys speaking gibberish to people, especially those who’re aware he’s had strokes. We’ve had some very interesting public conversations in which he talks nonsense and I reply in poetry. I’m not quite sure what listeners think…
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When i lived in Manchester there was a fella who sat every day at the bus stop ranting & singing. i bought him a milkshake, which he often drank & sat next to him one day & asked him why he sat here every day. He told me he once had a visitation by an “angel or alien”, a bright light which came down & told him to “make people happy by singing to them” & that he sat there doing just that & hoping the being will return. i used to sit next to him often & have a cigarette with him, take him a milkshake & ask about his day, He was clearly ill, but he could speak to me coherently enough,. It is very interesting what good can come of engaging with ill people, regardless of how odd it appears to others, they don’t deserve to be cast out or ignored, but met on new levels.
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I should try singing, but that would not bring disciples. But seriously, a simple acknowledgment of another’s humanity can make a difference. I chide myself for not doing more.
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Me too, Bob.
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I like this recipe…
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It is simple. 🙂
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I like how you used the everyday appliances to oppose the concept of nothingness on this one. Quite common sense.
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Thanks, Pablo. I live in the ordinary, everyday. 🙂
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This is so good, loved every image you created with your words.
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Thanks so much. This was fun to write.
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Knew a bus operator once whose post-retirement plans were: “Watch grass grow.” He would have appreciated your poem!
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I certainly need to do more of that!
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YES! LOVE IT! Thank you for bringing this beauty into the world.
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Thanks so much, Lorien!
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❤
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Brilliant
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Thank you, Maureen. Much appreciated.
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i loved this –
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Thank you, Beth.
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wonderful!
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Thanks very much, Paul.
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I loved reading this. It’s so true. Thank you for making me smile today. Off to work now. No time for nothing….
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Nothing seems to fill a great deal of space and time! And thank you for your kind comments.
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I love this. You should do a recording as a guided meditation. I’ve never listened to your recordings cause it might mess with the way I read your poems- but I’d listen to this 😊
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I would just confuse/annoy myself! Ha!
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I didn’t mean for YOU to listen to it 😂 that would be transcendental…you’d question the ‘I’
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Or become lost in it.
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I think it is a worthwhile experiment. Just set an alarm or ask your wife to check on you after a while 😂
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She could text me!
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Haha yes. Please report back!
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superb!
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Thank you, Daksha.
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it is so good I am tempted to copy it! Just to learn some of your magic!
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I would be honored if you did.
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Love this!!
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Thank you, Val. Much appreciated.
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This sounds like my routine for doing something-that-needs-to-be-done-but-seldom-is (on time).
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I am so easily sidetracked…
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I have formal qualifications in this discipline, but it needs constant study and refinement. I try very hard to attain perfection.
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I intend to concentrate on this art, as my skills are sadly lacking. But I’m eager to work at it!
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Loved it!! Favorite bit “Hitch a ride on a Miles Davis solo”. I agree with “Death to leaf blowers” (and weed whackers) not there misguided users, however. I could use this poem to reach a meditation class. My feeling is, it’s better to do nothing with intention than waste time doing pointless things dictated by others..
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I loathe leaf blowers, and love my industrial-strength weed whacker, but only in the country, where it is a useful, much needed tool. Here, in the city, not so much. And we’re in agreement about the pointless things dictated by others. That is truly pointless waste.
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Thanks for reblogging.
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“Cut, print, perfect!” But this has more care than Ed Wood.
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Ha! And thank you.
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ha ha ha sounds exactly like a beginning meditator … couldn’t have written it better myself … then comes the craving to meet a friend, a refrain of useless jingles resonating in your head … takes months of persistent effort to actually find the quiet, good luck 🙂
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Thank you! It was fun to write.
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Doing nothing is nothing short…it takes great patience Nd silent mind to do….i wonder if i can do it too.
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I’m working on it!
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Go for it.
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Enjoyed this!
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I’m so pleased you did. Thank you.
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Loved this, Robert! I’m a big fan of doing nothing in exactly this way. I’m also looking forward to the day your poems are collected into one volume!
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Thank you, Dianne. I haven’t announced it yet, but I have a chapbook coming out in the fall. Pre-publication sales start next week, and I’ll post something either Monday or Tuesday. 🙂
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I crave the time to do nothing. Alas, obligations of adulthood abound! You capture this effortlessly. Love this post!
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Thanks, K.J. I hope to figure out the adulthood thing sometime in the next few decades…
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The writing in Streams of Consciousness is remarkable; a minute epic is intact. Anand Bose from Kerala
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Thanks very much!
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wonderful and charming and a poem to visit again and again. Thanks for the smile.
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Thank you very much! Glad to spark a smile.
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It’s called Creativity: to make Art from nothing.
Elizabeth
http://soulsmusic.wordpress.com
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Ah, yes!
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Now that I came back, I have to tell you I was grinning when I made that comment. I wasn’t trying, in any way, to put down what you had done. I loved what you wrote and found myself smiling the entire time. Creativity is a central force in my existence, which means I do a great deal of nothing between sporadic bouts of hectic activity. I am a Hermit, and that means I really enjoy my nothing.
Elizabeth
http://soulsmusic.wordpress.com
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No worries, Elizabeth. Recognizing a kindred spirit, I took the comment as it was offered. 😀
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I enjoyed this. Well done!
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Thanks very much, Eugenia.
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Awesomeness 🙂
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Thank you!
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I really enjoyed this – love the idea of doing nothing – just being aware – it has to be good for you. More of the same please!
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Thank you! I find doing nothing to be difficult, but I’m working on it!
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A fine job, Robert. You often come back to the tea. Something subliminal there.
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Thanks, D! The tea, or the beer, depending upon my mood. Ha!
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Excellent! Such pleasure to read good poetry.
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Thank you, Alexandra! Much appreciated.
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Your ” Do Nothing ” is great, a real treat to read. You really are trying hard……but all these interruptions.:) what to do? At least you have steeped your the in a beautiful pot.🦋😉 .
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miriam
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It is a dilemma, isn’t it? And thank you!
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I shape my nothing into something I enjoy doing, then double it so I don’t feel guilty doing what I wanted to do Your nothing is excellent. Thanks for Nothing. Loved your poem.
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Nothing can consume a great deal of time! Thanks for reading nothing. 🙂
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