My poem “Nose-Picking Reese’s Hider” will be posted among today’s offerings of the Tupelo Press 30/30 Project (8 poets have agreed to write 30 poems apiece in 30 days, to raise funds for Tupelo Press, a non-profit literary publisher). Many thanks to the anonymous donor who provided the title.
Nose-Picking Reese’s Hider
To paraphrase Williams, this is just to say
that I ate the Reese’s Cups, alone, in my room,
with glee – all of them – and I don’t care what
you say or think. I’ve been called worse things:
Click here to see the rest of the poem.
Tomorrow’s poem is titled “While Listening to Fleck, Hussein and Meyer, I Consider Children’s Book Titles, Hops and the Ongoing Search for Meaning.” The title is mine, but Stephanie L. Harper sponsored the poem and asked that I include the words “monstrous glisson glop” in the body of the poem. I’ll get you for that, Stephanie! 🙂
While title sponsorships are steadily dwindling, plenty of 3-word sponsorships remain. And remember, you can combine sponsorships to force me to use not only your title (can anyone challenge last year’s co-winners of Worst Title in the History of the 30/30 Project, Ron, Plain Jane and Mek?)* but also three words that I’d likely not use on my own.
The sponsored poems are a blast to write, and the titles lead me to poems I’d not otherwise conceive. If you’re inclined to sponsor a poem, Donate to Tupelo, and please let me know as soon as possible what your title is or which three words you’ve foisted upon me..
For information on sponsorships (and my other incentives), click here.
Thank you for your support! Only 29 poems to go!
* The titles are, respectively, “Calvin Coolidge: Live or Memorex,” “Your Armpits Smell Like Heaven,” and “Reduce Heat and Simmer Gently Without Cloud Cover, Till Sundown. Serves 2 – 7 Billion.” “Nose-Picking Reese’s Hider” is definitely a strong contender for this honor.

That picture made me jump 🙂
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It is a tad noticeable. Or is that “noseitable”?
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*groans*
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That’s some schnoz !!
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I certainly couldn’t resist that photo!
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I’m not surprised !
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OMG!!! ……just clicked on this …am laughing out loud:D:D:D
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That’s the fun part of title sponsorships – the titles are often very surprising, not to mention humorous.
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Ahhhh ….where are you exactly Robert …which country? ….I have just had an exchange with someone who has just read a post from a young guy in Kenya …which made us go WOW too …and has ended up fuelling a RIGHT debate:D:D: D
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USA, more specifically, Texas.
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Oh …well THATS a bit disappointing …I wondered if you were African with your surname ….thought something weird must be going on in Kenya with ‘shock value’ posts:D:D:D
OMG it’s just weird the Blogoshere sometimes isn’t it:D:D:D ….great post tho …and DEFINATELY a hilarious shock value photo :D:D:D ….God …I need to make some tea now and recover
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Ha! Sorry to disappoint. I’m just your run of the mill, half-Japanese Texas backyard poet. And yes, the blogosphere is a weird and wonderful place. Or non-place. 🙂
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When I click on the link I don’t see your poem there to read the rest of it
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I guess it didn’t make it into the first batch to be posted. But it’s coming!
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It’s up now.
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Sorry to be impatient 🙂
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Ha!
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I can’t wait to read the rest! I’ll check back with Tupelo later today.
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It’s there. I hope you enjoy it.
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Ha ha! Love all the names, and the chiggers are a brilliant touch. On top of it all, you sure know your way around a peanut butter cup. I suppose a little research was in order. 😊
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I enjoy my research! It’s hard work, but I managed to eat the whole bag, er, struggle through it.
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I love how you incorporated William Carlos Williams into the piece, loved how perfectly you described the Reeses Peanut Butter Cup. At home, I am trying to do the challenge myself. Let’s see how well it works out on the Trail
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Writing on the trail would be awesome, and I’d imagine extremely difficult. You’re going to have a fantastic adventure!
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You captured it perfectly. The texture is as much the experience as the taste. And savored in secret. Yes!
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That’s something we poets often forget!
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Man, it takes such talent to write on themes outside of one’s milieu: writer’s block inducing stuff indeed, but you do it! You are such a talent!
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That’s the challenge of the sponsored titles – to find an entrance into the piece, to somehow make it mine. Some are more successful than others, but I do take each seriously, and try to produce as good a poem as possible in the limited time frame.
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Ganbatte, Okaji-sensei! 🙂
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Thank you, Daniel.
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