How to Do Nothing
First you must wash the window to observe more clearly
the dandelion seed heads bobbing in the wind. Next,
announce on Facebook and Twitter that you will be offline
for the next two days, if not forever. Heat water for tea.
Remember the bill you forgot to pay, and then cleanse
your mind of all regret. Consider industrial solvents
and the smoothness of sand-scoured stone, the miracle
of erasure. Eliminate all thought, but remember
the water. Hitch a ride on a Miles Davis solo and float
away on a raft of bluesy notes and lions’ teeth,
and wonder how to sabotage your neighbor’s leaf blower,
but nicely, of course. She’s a widow with a gun.
Now it is time to empty yourself. Close your eyes.
Become a single drop of dew on a constellation of petals.
Evaporate, share the bliss. Stuff that dog’s bark
into a lock box alongside the tapping at the door,
the phone’s vibration, the neighbor’s rumbling bass,
and the nagging, forgotten something that won’t
solidify until three in the morning, keeping you awake.
But don’t ignore the whistling. You must steep the tea.
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“How to Do Nothing” was published in Volume 4 of Steel Toe Review.
Me + This Poem = 🤯
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I’m good at nothing, but could still improve. 🙂
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Practice is encouraged… 😉
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More nothing awaits!
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👍
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Thank you!
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Love the zen of this poem, Bob!
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Thanks, Lynne. At least the intent is there. Ha.
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Much needed in this time!
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Thanks, Dwight.
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Your are welcome!
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😂 Exactly! I am very good at this version of nothing.
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I can annoy myself quite well!
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…but remember to steep the tea.. nice!
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Sometimes we expect too much of ourselves. 😃
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